Monday, September 1, 2008

Fall Semester Now Enrolling!

Barring any further legal entanglements and/or monkey attacks,
NEW WEEKLY VIDEOS
will begin airing on
MONDAY OCTOBER 6!

This semester will deal with some weighty adult problems like Voting, Nightmares, and Adultery, so if any children are watching, be sure they're good and drunk beforehand. In addition, the newly-formed Desoto Department of Foreign Relations will be adding a course, we'll see the latest advancements in the high-technology realm of stick-puppetry, and you'll all be moved straight to Santa's "Bad" list for watching this year's Christmas Special! As always, the first 8000 students to pay their tuition in full receive a coupon good for one small order of fries at the Desoto Institute's Campus Cafeteria*, so be sure to mail in your checks or cash as quickly as possible!


*Currently closed for millipede spraying.